Wow, it;s been so hot today, don't feel like doing anything too energetic,so I did some weeding, made some scones, cooked a roast dinner,had to make up for yesterday's balls up, how can you get the date of your husband's birthday wrong. I think I'm forgiven.
Husband to Wife... Darling shall we change positions tonight.
Wife... What a good idea, you stand and do the ironing, and I'll lie on the couch,watch television and fart.