I feel as though I've just had a tour of Australia, we picked my son and his wife up from the airport this morning. They have been holidaying over there for 5 months, so they have been telling me about all their adventures. Sounded wonderful. I'll have to do some Kangaroo cards.
" How dare you break wind in front of my wife" said the host to the dinner guest
"I'm sorry" said the guest,"I didn't know it was her turn.