One of my senior moments,I forgot to give the number of the last card, Missing you at Christmas c.u.p.no.243128_688.
Now here's another joke.
An elderly couple were watching t.v. and the husband as usual had the remote, and kept switching between a fishing programme, and a porn channel. After a while the wife was fed up and said" For goodness sake leave it on the porn channel, you know how to fish."