Why is it every time I go out to do gardening I get bitten, it's ants, I'm sure they wait for me. I can hear them saying "ok boys lunch has arrived. I must look like some big fat sausage on legs or something. I put citronella on today round my ankles, so they have bitten my hand. Nasty little things.
JOKE .....The toilets at the police station have been stolen. The police say they have nothing to go on.