Tuesday, 5 July 2011

A bit naughty

I saw this in my local magazine and thought it very funny and clever.

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. it was just After Eight. they got off at Quality Street.    He asked her name,"Polo I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa.   " I'm Marathon the one with the nuts" he replied.    He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.    He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.   Soon they were Heart Throbs.  It was a Fab moment when she screamed in Turkish Delight.   But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts.

1 comment:

  1. I think its funny too
    can i post it to facebook???