Golden days

Phew that was a hot day, not too many of those lately. Sun shining all day,beautiful sunset,friends for lunch, and I have eaten too much. Who cares,I',m happy.
Joke... two saggy boobs, one says to the other. " if we don't get some support soon people will think we are a pair of nuts"

Todays card no236455_688. Just uploaded on to craftsuprint.Available tomorrow.

Bright and cheerful

I thought I'd do something bright and cheerful today. This is great for lots of occasions, Get Well,Thank You,
Welcome Home, etc. Its c.u.p. no. is 235482_688
Did you know wine improves with age, the older you get the more you like it.

Anniversary

Just uploaded this pretty anniversary card.no 235230_688

three kings

A great design for Xmas especially for those that don't want the cute or snowy stuff

Religion

JOKE.   What did The Virgin Mary say when she saw the three wise men."Typical, you wait ages, and then three come along at once."
I've just uploaded yet another Christmas card on to Craftsuprint. No.234313_688

Free snowman

Well, looks like xmas designs are starting to appear with abundance and I understand cardmakers are already starting to get their xmas cards done ready for that xmas rush, so I thought you might like a snowman to use in your christmas designs.  Hope you like him, (just click on him to download)  if you would like more in different colours and in different positions have a look in my designer resources on craftsuprint.

Marriage

Joke....A woman put an advert in the newspaper 'Husband Wanted' the next day she had hundreds of replies from women that said 'Take Mine'

My latest card for c.u.p.no 233262_688    Cute aren't they!

Santa's Hat

3silly looking penguins with hats that don't fit, and Santa wondering who's nicked his hat.
c.u.p. card no,232806_688

I'll Diet Tomorrow

cup. no. 231612_688.

Read on to the next blog for a silly poem, about being 30years old.

Silly Poem

A friend of mine said she was depressed because she was approaching 30. What a laugh my 30th was so long ago it's lost in the mist of time. So I wrote this poem for her

Why be depressed at thirty, you're almost reaching your prime
So just grab life by the balls, go out and have a good time

In another ten years you'll be forty, you're wasting your time if you rue it
Life's just beginning at forty, don't think about doing it , Do It.

Fifty could be tricky if you let it get you down,
So get yourself some red paint and go and paint the town.

Sixty just gets better, you lose your inhibitions
Who cares what size your bum is, you've tried all the sex positions

At seventy, well now's the time, if you want to stay healthy and sane
Get yourself a Toy Boy and do it all again.

SHEILA. M.

Tonight's Joke

Harry is fiddling underneath the bonnet of his car.A tramp walks by and stops, and looks at him."Piston broke" explains Harry. "Ah yes" said the tramp. "So am I"
I managed to get today's card on, it's the next blog down. I don't know what happened the other night, it just wouldn't accept it.. Probably me swearing at it didn't help, I'm not very patient with computers when they get temperamental.. I wrote a poem about a computer once I'll try and find it for another day.

This is Ellie Fanta Claus

Just uploaded on craftsuprint, should be available tomorrow 16th. no.231346_688

Robins

Another Christmas card ,I thought it would be difficult to dream up Christmas cards in the middle of summer, but it's not a problem. Probably by Christmas I will be glad to do summer cards. It's like the fashion trade which I used to work in. We modelled summer clothes in winter with lots of goose pimples, and winter clothes in summer "Phew".
Joke......"Grandad" said the little boy,"Can you make a noise like a frog
Grandad....."Yes I suppose i could if i tried. Why do you ask?
Little Boy.....".Cos Granny said we could all go to Disney land when you croak"

Sorry it's been rejected twice, i don't know why, maybe me doing something wrong, I'll try again tomorrow. So No Christmas card.                                      ,

Cute and cuddly

Thought I would let you see my latest Xmas edition not sure what the CUP number is as I can't get on the site, I really like cute and fun, not really into traditional so hopefully you will like it and later this week as promised I will put on a free snowman clipart for you to use it your own designs etc.

Joke

An Essex girl is involved in a bad accident.A Paramadic rushes to her aid. "Whereabouts are you bleeding from" he asks.
"Well" said the girl, "Since you ask. Bleeding Romford.

Rose

I have just uploaded this sympathy card to cup no 230250_688 I wish I could say that I grew it.I bought it for a friend who has just lost a loved one,to grow in his garden. It's petals are just like velvet, this is a photo of it. Doesn't do it justice but you can still see how beautiful it is.It's name appropriately is LOVING MEMORY.

Doing Nothing

I've been a layabout this weekend.We stayed for a couple of days with friends in Herefordshire, lovely county.Did  nothing much had a wonderful meal on Saturday evening, the sweet was elderflower, and goosesberry with a delicious vanilla cream topping.Mmmmm. As I have produced no cards here's a bit of advice.     Remember there are seven deadly sins, one for each day, so have a good week

Hampton Court

Well, how many of you went to Hamton Court flower show?  I went to day, it was great although always leave by about lunch time as it starts to get rather full and I don't like all that being squashed thing, also you find it hard to see anything.  Anyway I think we were first through the gate so managed to get round before the rush, took some fab photos, one which I have extracted a really pretty floral arrangement and uploaded tonight on CUP as a png image for designers or any other crafter.  Its  cup229356_688

Snowman

Here's another Christmas card, silly in the middle of summer isn't it.

card no.228545_688 cup

A bit naughty

I saw this in my local magazine and thought it very funny and clever.

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. it was just After Eight. they got off at Quality Street.    He asked her name,"Polo I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa.   " I'm Marathon the one with the nuts" he replied.    He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.    He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.   Soon they were Heart Throbs.  It was a Fab moment when she screamed in Turkish Delight.   But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts.

Snowmen

I know its early but for those of you that start the christmas thing early I have designed some snowmen as clipart and they should be available on craftsuprint today.  Next week I will add a free snowman here on this blog so don't forget to pop back

swans

I'm hoping it will let me upload todays card which is two beautiful swans gliding along together. i think it's so romantic that swans mate for life.

cup no.226971_688

today's joke

 What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot.
One is covered in matted hair and smells awful, the other has big feet.

(I'm glad my husband doesn't read this blog spot.)

The latest card to be uploaded on c.u.p. is no.226266_688
Sorry I've tried several times and it won't let me upload the card, so I will try again later.